The Sea Queen (The Dark Queens Book 1) Read online

  Odd thing was, once upon a time, I didn’t used to care about that. Even prided myself on that fact. Like Artemis and Athena, I’d found men lacking.

  But now I couldn’t help but wonder whether there was something to this “sexing” thing.

  I wet my lips when the woman finally flung her head back and screamed with such rapture that the buds at her feet bloomed brightly.

  The man came up for a kiss, and in less than no time, they were off and scampering away like two currently satisfied but still horny bunnies.

  As I blinked back to reality, it took me a minute to realize the body I stood on was starting to drift away from where I wished to go.

  Glancing around quickly just to make sure no one caught me gawking like a horny bunny myself, I shook off the strange feelings and hopscotched my way across the bodies until finally my feet touched land.

  Clearing my throat, I glanced down at myself. Normally I walked with a watery form, but for some reason, today I was feeling “funky.”

  I frowned, not quite sure I was using the right word here, but no matter. Squaring my shoulders, I tweaked my form just slightly, making myself more fleshy, less watery.

  But then I felt rather dull, so I added just a touch of mother of pearl to my skin so that as I walked, there was a sheen. I saw Nimue do it once. She’d found some sort of lotion and had whispered in my ear that when she’d applied it the night before, Sircco had nearly lost his mind with need.

  Not that anyone around here would appreciate my efforts.

  Still...

  In short order, I’d turned my sea-kelp hair into actual maiden hair that ended at my ass. It was now a stunning shade of soft sea-foam green and curled attractively around nubile breasts.

  Nimue said men preferred their women nude.

  “When in Roman,” I whispered, not really quite sure what exactly that meant, but Nimue said it all the time. Especially when she was trying out new things.

  Or maybe she said something else? I couldn’t quite recall.

  “Bloody hell,” I mumbled, more nervous than I had a right to be. Gripping my stomach, I studied the gates. Why was Cerberus not around?

  The mangy, three-headed demon dog was always guarding the gates. Not only was Persephone missing, now too was the fleabag.

  Pursing my lips, both annoyed and irritated, I figured there was nothing to do other than to push the massive gates open myself.

  They opened with nary a squeak.

  Immediately the backlog of bodies began to push through, being carted off to their proper places of eternal rest.

  Huffing, I followed the Elysian trail toward Hades’ home.

  A gentle breeze perfumed my bare flesh. The sky was blue. White birds dipped and dived through the air. Bees buzzed. It was all very nauseatingly perfect.

  For a God of Death he sure is annoyingly cheerful, I thought.

  And where was that damn god, anyway? Why was I seeing no servants rush up to meet me? Hades had always struck me as the pompous sort, theatrical in all he did.

  I mean, one look around this ridiculous place—

  “Oh, crab apples!” I gasped with delight, veering off the trail to pluck up a juicy red apple in the shape of a crab off a tree. They were my absolute favorites and quite difficult to obtain twenty leagues under the sea.

  Taking an enormous bite, I groaned at the salty sweetness of crab-scented apple flesh.

  In moments, I spied the grand mansion of the Under Lord himself. The stones that’d built it were as black and foreboding as his very soul. The architecture was Gothic, with massive gargoyles perched on top, claws flared wide as though ready to eviscerate you.

  I smiled, quite liking the look of it already.

  But still, there were no souls about.

  Not even the dead ones. Elysia was devoid of all human life at the moment.

  I’d be offended, but then I saw a strip of vivid red splashed along the dirt. When I noticed that, I immediately noticed a rather large strip of grass and dirt blackened by soot and still smoldering as though from a recently banked flame.

  Tossing the apple core to the ground, I sniffed the air, scenting a peculiar odor. Tangy. Sweet. And dangerously venomous. Seren cone snail.

  I frowned. Seren cone snails were bloodthirsty, devilish little creatures. Known for their paralyzing toxins, they could floor a sea maiden with one prick of their harpoons, knocking her out for days, sometimes even weeks, depending on the dosage administered.

  They were also deep-sea-dwelling creatures and should definitely not have been here.

  Lightning flashed, and the heavens suddenly quaked.

  Glancing to the sky, I shook my head and groaned.

  “You deny that you killed her!” Zeus’s voice was like thunder, rocking through the grounds.

  More curious now than ever, I shook off my fleshy form like a dog shaking rain from its coat and called to the water in the sky, hiding within a droplet of it, seeking out quickly why the king of gods had deigned to show his face in Hell.

  What I spied was more than I’d expected. Not only was Zeus here, but there was a crowd of gods. A pantheon of them, in fact. And at the very center was a giant of a man shackled in iron and yet holding his head high as he glared holy fury at the lot of them.

  Chapter 2

  Hades

  Fury tore me up from the inside.

  Persephone was missing. Cerberus was presumed dead. And the entire horde of gods believed I’d done it.

  Themis stood before me, carrying a set of golden scales in her hand, with a white cloth tied around her eyes. Completely blind, she was also the Goddess of Justice.

  She was cold, unmoving, and little more than a statue until the moment she handed down judgment.

  I growled, looking at a glowering Demeter.

  She stood before me, a regal beauty dressed in silks stained the colors of wheat, earth, and grass. Her nut-brown hair was coiled tightly about her oval face. She was not classically beautiful, but there was a sturdy handsomeness about her that had always attracted me.

  Of all the gods on Olympus, I’d often thought her the most levelheaded of the bunch.

  Until her daughter had turned up missing.

  Rich brown eyes turned aside.

  Clenching my jaw, I glanced elsewhere. My last hope had been a sign of goodwill from her.

  Sneering, I stared down my arrogant brothers Zeus and Poseidon.

  “It is not enough that you’ve cast me into this festering Hell; now you threaten torture! Do it, then. Do what you’ve always wanted to do anyway, brothers.”

  Seeing as how a god could not be killed, the Olympians had almost created a sport of inventive ways to torture, be it being racked and laid out for the vultures to pick at my eyeballs for the next hundred years or being shut in a box and tossed into the ocean to continually drown and awaken over and over and over again.

  The skies above suddenly opened with rain.

  Rain in the Underworld never happened.

  I glanced at Zeus and then at Poseidon (as the God of the Seas); he had the ability to control rain, too. But they both looked as puzzled as I felt.

  Then Poseidon sneered, “Consort, show yourself.”

  Consort?

  That could only mean one thing. But Calypso never left the safety of her waters.

  I sucked in a shocked breath when the droplets formed into the image of a woman more lovely than even the Goddess of Love herself. She sparkled like dew in the soft morning sun.

  Hair of the softest green cascaded long and thick in waves down her back and front. She wore no clothes. And each time she shifted, I caught just a glimmer of tight, firm, rounded flesh.

  As if unaware of the spectacle she’d made of herself, Calypso planted her hands on her hips and cocked her head, causing a tiny array of golden seahorses to glimmer like copper pennies in her hair.

  And her eyes, when she turned them on me, burned like hottest flame.

  “Your ghosts are fouling my waters,
Dead Boy.”

  Everyone gasped.

  But not I. I was too devoid of thought to even think of uttering a sound. In all the years I’d known Calypso, two things were constant. One, she never wandered far from her home, preferring instead to live life as a water elemental rather than take on fleshy form. And two, she never spoke.

  Not to those above land.

  I couldn’t seem to pull my eyes away from the sheer beauty of a body I’d never quite imagined she’d possessed.

  Poseidon was the first to shake the stupor off. “What are you doing here, woman?”

  A long time ago, the two had been engaged.

  A long, long time ago.

  Around the dawn of time, to be precise.

  Poseidon had called her a bitch with a heart of ice, and she’d caused a worldwide flood in return. Needless to say, the two didn’t get on.

  Aphrodite curled her lip. Practically six foot, with a body built for sin, blond hair that fell past her knees, blue eyes that could rival the color of a cloudless sky, and a face that’d caused many a man to beg for death at the chance of having just one taste of her lips, she gazed calculatingly at a very naked sea goddess.

  Suddenly the already sheer gown she wore turned completely translucent, and a wave of her power bowled through men and women alike. She hardly cared who worshipped her so long as they worshipped her.

  I panted beneath the strain of a now raging erection, as did most of the others around me.

  Even Artemis’s—the Virgin Huntress’s—eyes had gone wide, and her pupils dilated.

  Calypso crossed her arms, pushing her already voluptuous mounds upward, prominently displaying them, and inclined her head as though in acknowledgement of Aphrodite’s prowess.

  The Goddess of Love was a passionate, sometimes volatile woman and was known to have bouts of intense jealousy and rage when she felt in the slightest bit threatened by another.

  It was a shock to see her lips twitch with what seemed more like amusement than disdain.

  Turning a mercurial gaze on me, Calypso lifted a brow and tapped her foot.

  “Well,” she snapped, “have you nothing to say to me?”

  “Calypso, what is the meaning of this interruption?” Zeus shook himself as if coming awake after a numbed stupor, his grizzly bear–sized form intimidating to all but the main pantheon of gods.

  As far as the gods went, Calypso wasn’t one of us, and that was mostly due to her hermit nature, even though her powers were equally as formidable—some even whispered superior. But instead of cowering in Zeus’s presence, she leveled her chin.

  Where she’d been bristly just a moment before, now she seemed contemplative as her intelligent gaze quickly took us all in. Her moods were said to shift as quickly as the turning of the tides.

  “Why is Death in chains?” she asked calmly but with a tone that brooked nothing less than immediate answers.

  I couldn’t help but smirk when Zeus’s eyes bulged and his lips tightened to a razor’s edge.

  Lightning cut jaggedly through the sky.

  “Strike at me, and I’ll flood your hairy ass.” Heavy drops of rain punctuated her statement.

  Her words were measured, even, without the slightest pause for dramatic effect, which made the threat all the more believable.

  Zeus was Zeus, but even he knew not to further anger a crazy woman.

  “They believe I’ve committed treason.” I finally spoke to her, my cadence as calm as hers had been.

  Turning on her heel so that she faced me head on, she lifted a brow. A gentle breeze stirred the strands of hair hanging over her breasts, revealing tantalizing glimpses of shell-pink nipples. The weight of her stare felt heavy, almost oppressive. Had I been a mortal, I’d be dead now.

  “And did you?”

  Themis cleared her throat, looking directly in Calypso’s direction. “He is being tried now, Goddess of the Sea.”

  Calypso’s laughter reminded me of the roar of waves slapping against wet sand.

  “I know your methodology of justice, blindy. I am not amused.”

  I couldn’t hide my grin.

  I’d always thought of the seas as being deep but placid—impenetrable and at times terrifying, but also awe inspiring. I’d mistakenly attributed those traits to Calypso as well, and I could not have been more wrong. Oh, she was awe inspiring, but there was nothing placid about this woman.

  She had the tongue of a shrew and a body built to inspire odes.

  “You have no purpose being here,” Hera snapped, her cow eyes flashing furiously as she took a threatening step in Calypso’s direction.

  The raindrops that’d been little more than an annoyance suddenly increased in strength.

  It was Zeus who stopped Hera, placing a restraining hand against her chest. “Don’t,” he warned.

  Poseidon’s dark-blue hair began to coil and writhe like charmed sea snakes about his head.

  Calypso rolled her eyes. “Oh please, fish butt. We’ve danced this tango before.”

  “Enough!” Zeus held up his hands as the skies cracked. “The worlds cannot survive another one of your spats. Put your pricks away, if you please.” He stared at both Poseidon and Calypso.

  “He started it,” Calypso murmured, curling her nose in utter disgust and defiance.

  Poseidon shook himself, causing a trail of hermit crabs to drop from his hair to the grassy floor and scuttle off in a mad bid to hide.

  Aphrodite laughed as though wonderfully delighted by the sudden turn the day’s events had taken.

  But it was Demeter’s gentle presence that calmed our moods.

  “I only wish to learn of my daughter’s fate,” she whispered. “Tell us where she’s at, Hades. Where did you hide her body?”

  ~*~

  Calypso

  Hide the body?

  Did they think Persephone dead?

  Looking at Hades, I could see that was what they thought exactly. His jaw was clenched tight, making the muscle in his cheek jump and snap. Fury vibrated off his taut, firm shoulders.

  I’d come to find out why the dork had let bodies pile up in my demesne, but now I found myself with an entirely different reason to stay.

  When had Hades gotten to be so hawt?

  That was the way Nim had said it once. That Sircco was hawwwt. She’d fanned herself while saying it, which had led me to believe that was an entirely different level of handsome. It was something beyond mere aesthetics, more like...“You are both handsome, and I wish to slather you in oils and sex you up.”

  Or at least that’s how I’d understood it.

  I very much wanted to slather Hades’ body in oil and have my wicked, wicked way with him.

  I would start with his thighs maybe. Dig my claws into them, make him moan and writhe and beg and then hop on his stiffy and bounce my way up and down to satisfaction. I’d seen a sailor and his bride doing that through a porthole once, and it’d looked erotically glorious.

  But my daydreams were being continuously interrupted by the shouting going on around me.

  There was more blathering going on. Hephaestus—the little midget of a man with a wicked mustache and a shocking flame of orange hair—was shaking his fist at Apollo.

  Beautiful Apollo with his golden smile and equally radiant head of hair was smirking down at the little man with the pompous arrogance of a prick. It was rumored Apollo preferred men to women. A shame, too; I might have enjoyed riding him.

  Then again, there was a dark attraction to the broody, mesmerizing Hades that beckoned me in a way Apollo’s sunny glories could not.

  Talk of bloodstained earth, Cerberus being gone...blah blah blah. I found myself annoyed by the lot of them all over again.

  The blowhards were so bloody self-absorbed that they’d probably never notice if I just up and left now.

  The gates were open now, the bodies polluting my waters no more. Technically I could leave and none would care.

  I looked back at Hades and realized that somehow I
’d taken two steps closer to his side. I sniffed as his scent seemed to draw around me—patchouli and wood smoke.

  It was oddly...interesting.

  I sniffed again.

  From the corner of my eye, I caught Dite staring at me thoughtfully. I glanced up.

  “What?” I asked.

  She approached me, her big, beautiful eyes blinking back at me. “You smell of lust, Sea. I find that rather intriguing. Are you not a virgin goddess?”

  I snorted. “If I smell of lust, can you blame me? Your stench washes through this place.”

  A long red fingernail tapped upon her slightly pointy chin. “No, that’s not it. I recognize my own scent. This is different. And may I say, you look different, too. Last time I saw you, you were far more cool and reserved.”

  There’d been a time in my not-too-distant past when I’d remained private and aloof, keeping no company other than Linx’s. I’d been content to take care of the children of Seren and wonder about nothing more.

  But Nimue was a breath of fresh air, one I’d never even realized I’d needed.

  I shrugged. “Times change.”

  Straight white teeth gleamed. “You speak differently, too. Far more modern.”

  I crossed my arms. “What is your point, wench?”

  The tinkling sound of Dite’s laughter broke me out in a wash of goose flesh. No one around us seemed to notice or care that we carried on a conversation all our own.

  “My point is, I rather like it.” She waggled her brows. “I’ve grown tired of this lot, but being around you, my love, is like drinking the sweet dew of ambrosia. I think we should be friends.”

  I frowned. “I think I should drown you.”

  “See!” Aphrodite snuffled with laughter. The sound was entirely unladylike, and yet with her being the Goddess of Love and all, the sound was positively charming. “You are wonderful. I do not need to worry about you smiling in my face and shoving a dagger in my back.”

  The thought did not compute. “If I was going to shove a dagger into you, I’d do it while you looked on.”

  I was confused that she’d believe otherwise; stabbing one in the back was bad form. Bad form indeed.

  Wrapping an arm around my shoulders, she squeezed me gently. “How have I gone my whole life without knowing you, dear one?”